Rule #3 for instant unfullow
When called out (especially for transmisogyny or cissexism) you get defensive and continue to forcefully shove your own foot down your throat.
Rule #2 for instant unfollowing
You legitimately complain about reverse oppression.
- reverse racism
No. I am so done with you and you are gone. Goodbye and don’t return.
My favorite band is this little group of newts I found under a log in the woods who play tiny trumpets made from hollow reeds and twigs
Oh yea I bet you can’t name 5 of their songs
1. Doot Toot
2. tiny fern
3. do NOT eat mushrooms you just find in the woods
4. broken heart broken trumpet
5. George Costanza is my hero
James got me cocoa earlier with almond milk. But they were low on almond milk, and I think they topped it off with a bit of regular milk and now I am so sick and uncomfy.
Just found out I’m lactose intolerant. ewwwww
I want a shirt that says “I don’t care what gender you think I am… Cause you’re wrong”.
If you are an adult, becoming an adult, about to become an adult, or are worried about becoming an adult. take the time to watch this
actually, I think everyone, everywhere would benefit from this. please take the time. life is hard. SIGNAL BOOST.
This is important. Imagine if all of Tumblr can see it. I don’t want notes I want for you to each have a better day then the last. boost. watch.
Watch this. it might change your life. reblog. spread the word.
my coziest warmest shirt is kinda itchy. that’s a shame cause fuck ittttt. so warm.
things to say to bugs when science finally unlocks the secrets of human-bug communication:
- im not hurting you i am taking you to a safe place
- do you eat weird crumbs cause i found some im willing to share
- you can bite me if you want but id rather be no-bite friends
- i like your big colorful eyes, very stylish
- please dont crawl into my sleeves
- (sings a duet with a cricket)
7. *whimpering* spiders, you scare me so much, but if you just go away and somewhere else then we are good. win-win. pls. *crys*
kingdandelion said:Your head is so fuzzy and nicely shaped.
Awwwwww. I need to shave it again for it to be fuzzy!
La poesía existe en todas las cosas, en lo feo, en lo hermoso, en lo repugnante; lo difícil es saberla descubrir, despertar los lagos profundos del alma.
Patrick you can totally kiss my head forever. I am such a fan of head kisses.
People with [periods] will get about 500 periods in their lifetime. Meaning that they’ll be on their period for a total of around 1200 days. With a loss of about 1440 ounces of blood. Which is approximately how much blood there is in 9 adult human bodies. That, my friend, is some very badass stuff.
Sorry, but “female parts” is still cissexist as fuck.