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New Years Eve

I just want to say thank you; because so many of you have made 2k11 a good year (I love using K in years… deal with it?) Especially James and Marti. James you have been a truly amazing friend, I absolutely adore you, and we always have a good bit of fun when we’re chatting. (Ladies, this boy is a catch, go snatch ‘im up!) Marti, I cannot believe that this time last year I...

Dec 31st

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Dear Future Girlfriend,

notestomyfuturegirlfriend: When you’re mine, and I’m yours, will you let me kiss you every day? I wish.

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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I am going to sleep. I have no face, but in... →

See how this thingy ^ is a link? That means you should leave me love because I am craving love, and I haven’t gotten love in like.. a whole 3 minutes, and I could die from the withdrawl. Sweet dreams to you all when you decide to retire.

Dec 30th

I am the girl without a face. Please love me...

James took it!

Dec 30th

I am on the verge of tears because I want to be...

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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queercakes: lgbtlaughs: My partner is a CAMAB genderqueer person, I’m a CAFAB genderqueer person. We got married as a straight couple. I feel like we’re some kind of queer trojan horse. [via inflateablefilth] I like this, a lot.

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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Playing Jenga with my family. This is INTENSE.

Also: I am sleepy, I regret being up so late!

Dec 30th

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draconis-caput: Just realised that in the summer, when University finishes and I move out, I will have no where to live and store my belongings until I return in October. I’m too far from anyone I know who will be okay with keeping my stuff as it’ll be impossible to take it all on one train journey and far too expensive to get a van. I also can’t move into my house until I return in October...

Dec 30th

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the-twisted-glinda-of-oz asked: *pets you* awww, you're so pretty when you're sleeping. ^_^ lol, I hope you don't wake up regretting everything. That was fun.

Dec 30th

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Watch

I made a cat video. Yup. I’m weird, this is me hissing. So it never uploaded last night >.> But I’ve put it up now :)

Dec 30th

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Goodnight Moon.

I am less rummy and more sleepy, so that means sleepy time. Ciao. I love you all, and hopefully I haven’t been too stupid.

Dec 29th

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Periscope

Please all enjoy raunchiness. ;D

Dec 29th

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waywardheroine asked: You think I wouldn't be strong enough to dominate? Babe. I work out. I can do anything ;) OH, and those numbers might not be right but I think they are. If they're something super embarrassing, they were probably right.

Dec 29th

waywardheroine asked: Number 183, and 192, and 211, and oh. I have plenty of tricks up MY sleeves, Hailes. Flipping would only aid me more. WHAT IMPULSE CONTROL. You don't need it. ;)

Dec 29th

waywardheroine asked: Wiggle. I can just imagine, trying to put you in a bed, and you freaking out, and me holding you down with like one finger and saying "STAY" and you just wiggling cause you can't move. Yeah. That's how it'd go. <.< But then I'd tickle you. Because I can do that. And you're cute. I want to smother your face. okay.

Dec 29th

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waywardheroine replied to your post: Mother fucker. Go to bed. YOU ARE INSANE. andiloveyouanywaycauseyou’resexyandwhatnot. Nice edit. But yeah. I only use the MF word (omg mf are my initials) when I truly love you ;) sdkfhksajdhfaklsjh perfection.

Dec 29th

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julietsrose replied to your post: Come snuggle. My bed is warm and I’m tired. And you’re so crazy, I just want to curl up with you and watch you wiggle. you two = ADORABLE ;) why thank you! Look Marti! More people totally ship us! No idea about the gif, I have no impulse control.

Dec 29th

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ijustwantyouhome asked: You should eat if youre hungry!!

Dec 29th

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kiwikitten replied to your post: you’re so cute meow meow :3 cute AND insane :D MUUUUR. I can be happy with that. The way I see it, insane is fun and totally awesome, and being cute makes it easier for other people to deal with ;) MASTER EVIL GENIOUS PLAN. I’ve never been able to spell genious.

Dec 29th

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waywardheroine asked: Come snuggle. My bed is warm and I'm tired. And you're so crazy, I just want to curl up with you and watch you wiggle.

Dec 29th

kiwikitten asked: you're so cute meow meow :3

Dec 29th

waywardheroine asked: Mother fucker. Go to bed. YOU ARE INSANE. andiloveyouanywaycauseyou'resexyandwhatnot.

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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the-twisted-glinda-of-oz asked: "Be a UTI..." Ummm... a UTI is a urinary tract infection... O.o

Dec 29th

ijustwantyouhome asked: OMG WE HAVE THE SAME NAME!!!!

Dec 29th

obssesed-with-the-doc asked: I am totally name but SRS BSNS? I know not what those letters stand for *don't shoot me! hides* I just never been good at figuring out all those lingoes...

Dec 29th

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bitches-be-all-over-batman replied to your post: I still don’t have messages, BUT ALL THE SEXY… Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Noooooo you dont wanna see that. shhhhhhh. TEEHEE. Yes. Everyone wants a helping of James on the side.

Dec 29th

I still don’t have messages, BUT ALL THE SEXY JAMES ALL THE SEXY TIME.

Dec 29th

More questions, more entertainment! May the...

Also, 16 second video really HAS to process.

Dec 29th

obssesed-with-the-doc asked: You're fun and funny with sleep, without though, oh geez, hysterical and I mean that in a kind way :) haha I can ignore anything "foolish" you say though you have yet to say anything foolish ^_^ *laughs* yeaaah me sexy ;D you ARE funny with no sleep ;P

Dec 29th

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bitches-be-all-over-batman: aripinthefabricofreality replied to your post: When walking to the store in the rain Now YOU are SEXY.. I wrote that as secy the first like 34128736 times, and every damn time I hit the backspace, I HIT THE C AGAIN. I just, Hailey. My gosh. I adore you. You need to go to sleepy land. Kay? I cant stop laughing tho so like, its cool. I am secy…. ;) My pinkies are too...

Dec 29th

Teresa: Hi you are like the coolest person I know...

I live in Ireland, so I won’t be able to text you, but if I meet any cute Georgian** girls I shall send ‘em your way! I actually have a girlfriend, but I certainly appreciate your sexy look ;) if its alright with you I’d love to post up your replies! WATCH OUT WORD: Fiery Georgian Chick is out kickin’ ass and takin’ names! ;) (apologises for posting this, but I am...

Dec 29th

Telling the lovely ladies and gents I find to be...

(Steamy results to follow?)

Dec 29th

ITS ONLY 16 SECONDS PROCCESSSasdfkjahsdlfkjha

I spell with my nose. It’s funny because smell is almost spell.

Dec 29th

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